Julie's Yoda-isms

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Julie Frayn is a mother first and an accountant by trade – and a writer at heart. The writing’s the thing – that thing that inspires, that drives, that obsesses her. There are stories in her head, characters in my heart. She believes that if she spills them onto the page her brain will make room for the simple stuff. Like, what do you call that thing you use to eat with? Oh yeah, a fork.

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Written by Julie Frayn

There are a lot of Yoda spoofs out there, turning grammar on its green pointy ear and stating things in Yoda-like syntax.  But sometimes the turns of phrase seem less like little green dude perfection, and more like a cheap imitation.  So I tried my hand at reimagining some old sayings Yoda style.   Just for fun on a happy Friday! Yo! Duh.

Feed you the hand does. Bite it you must not.

Tricks new. Dogs old. Teach? You cannot.

A pig in shit, he is. Happy. Happy.

Laugh last you should. Laugh best you will.

By the light saber you live? Kill you it will.

The beholder’s eye, beauty it sees.

The Vader you do not know? Or the Vader you do? Better he is.

Again you say that, you can, you can.

When fall off a Tauntaun you do, get back on you must

Wait you must. Come, good things do. Come they do.

You do. You do not. No matter. Damned you will be.

Spite your face, do you? Then your nose you cut off.

If asleep you are, win you will not

Scratch my back you will.  Scratch it! Scratch it!

If curious you are, dead you will be.  You will be.

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smallearth53 (11.12.2012 (05:23:27))

1 Hmm....try again you must... sorry...Quote

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